Jemie

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  • Years:
  • 20
  • Ethnic:
  • Bulgarian
  • Sexual orientation:
  • Guy
  • What is my favourite drink:
  • Beer
  • I prefer to listen:
  • Hip hop
  • Other hobbies:
  • My hobbies yoga

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Away to the window I flew like a flash, Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash. The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below, When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer, With a little old driver, so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be St. More rapid than eagles his coursers they came, And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name; "Now, Dasher!

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Naughty or nice (christmas one shots)

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look. Check it out! More Stuff!

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Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself.

The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head.

Naughty or nice (christmas one shots)

Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite. And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right.

Look out for the lamp post, and don't hit the tree, Quit shaking the sleigh, 'cause I gotta go pee. They cleared the old lamp post, the tree got a rub, Just as Santa leaned out and threw up on my shrub.

And then from the roof we heard such a clatter, As each little reindeer now emptied his bladder. I was donning my jacket to cover my ass, When down the chimney Santa came with a crash.

His suit was all smelly with perfume galore, He looked like a bum and he smelled like a whore. He walked to the kitchen, himself poured a drink, Then whipped out his pecker and pissed in the sink.

I started to laugh, my wife smiled with glee, The old boy was hung nearly down to his knee. Back in the den, Santa reached in his sack, But his toys were all gone, and some new things were packed. The first thing he found was a pair of false tits, The next was a handgun with a penis that spits.

A box filled with condoms was Santa's next find, And a six pair of panties, the edible kind. A bra without nipples, a penis extension, And several other things that I shouldn't even mention.

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A cock ring, a G-string, and all types of oil, A dildo so long, it lay in a coil. Santa will shit, So I'll leave 'em here, and then I'll just split. He sprang to his sleigh, but his feet were like lead, Thus he fell on his ass and broke wind instead. In time he was seated, took the reins of his hitch, Saying, "Take me home Rudolph, this night's been a bitch!

I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and turn them into Lamps The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. Editor's Note: Be sure to check out my blog at michaelbissell.

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